Test Drive Meme

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	♥ 1. Where did you come from? You may not know anyone else on the boat, but you've all got one thing in common; you're headed to Republic City. ♥ 2. It's your first day in Republic City. You might wanna get a job lined up or you'll be living on the streets. ♥ 3. You're the new person in the city. You gotta make some friends, right? Go find someone and strike up a conversation.
	♦ 4. Feeling a little crafty? Maybe you could make a quick yuan. Sell information for money or do a little threatening. ♦ 5. Vines. Vines everywhere! They're like the heads of a hydra. What are you going to do about the vines that just invaded your apartment? ♦ 6. Triads, Equalists... thugs in general. Welcome to the aftermath of losing a fight. Are you gonna go find a healer or are you gonna tough it out?
	♣ 7. You've got a job. What is it? How are you going to get customers? You better get some soon. More customers equals more money. ♣ 8. You're a bender, right? Then you better practice it. What's that? Oh, a non-bender? You can still find a partner to spar with, right? ♣ 9. It's late. Have a drink at the pub! Get to know one another. Let it all flow freely!
	♠ 10. Yeah! You've got a driver's license! Everyone else better watch out... ♠ 11. Entertainment's just rolled on into the city! Watch the ostrich-horses race or the acrobats perform. Or maybe you're one of them! ♠ 12. It's a long line at whatever vendor you're at. Make small talk with nearby civilians or try and haggle the vendor down to a better price.
	• Make up your own scenario!

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[nobleofmadness]

Of course. It would be dangerous otherwise.

[ implying... it was totally on purpose ]

[shirogaki]

...






...

So it was on purpose. Is that what you're saying?

[ Tread carefully, Zura. ]

[nobleofmadness]

You know, reflexes...

[ y e p ]

[shirogaki]

So you wanted to bomb me so badly it just happened by itself, aa?

[nobleofmadness]

Now, when you put it that way, it just sounds mean.

[shirogaki]

THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS!

[nobleofmadness]

So was hitting me with a stone!

[shirogaki]

I never claimed it wasn't!

[nobleofmadness]

Please go jump off a bridge. [ dully ]

[shirogaki]

'kay.

[ He turns and heads for the door, raising his hand in a lazy wave. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ what the ]







...



[ RUNS AFTER ]

Wait, wait! I didn't mean it like that!

[shirogaki]

Huh? What was that? No time to talk. Gotta find a bridge.

[nobleofmadness]

[ See, a normal person would tell you to stop shitting them at this point. Zura isn't a normal person, and therefore he's hugging Gintoki's legs trying to keep him in place. ]

You mustn't lose faith, Gintoki! We can prevail!

[shirogaki]

[ jsdhdjgh kicks at?? ]

Since when was this about faith, oi? The hell you going on about?

[nobleofmadness]

[ HOLDS ON ]

Ah, isn't life always about faith? We need you.

[shirogaki]

Do you?

[ Go on. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ well since you ask so nicely ]

I need you.

[shirogaki]

[ Oh.

Well, it's not ... like he didn't know that already, really. Had a hunch. But it's never been spelled out before and he's not. Sure how to take that.

Uhm. ]







Oi, it's not like I was actually gonna do it.

[nobleofmadness]

...

[ he's just going to use that convenient position of hugging his lower half to fucking FLIP HIM over himself. you know like in that anime meme where you smash someone's head into the floor by bending backwards ]

HOW DARE YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT?!

[shirogaki]

[ WOW.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY. Thankfully Gintoki is an earthbender and manages to make a dent in the ground rather than have the ground make a dent in him, and FLAILS. ]

Oi, oi let me go already, damn it!

[nobleofmadness]

[ PRESSES HIS CHEEK TO GINTOKI'S (bottom) CHEEK FERVENTLY ]

NEVER!!

[shirogaki]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

[ KICKS AT ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ gl he's not letting go for as long as he's conscious or until his arms are broken ]

Well, if I had to guess, it's probably because I had a difficult adolescence...

[ hey you asked ]

[shirogaki]

[ He will break them. ]

Then rise above your past and let me go.

[nobleofmadness]

[ bad dog! don't bite the hand that feeds you. or in this case, don't break the hand that heals you ]

Ah, if only it were that simple...