Test Drive Meme

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	♥ 1. Where did you come from? You may not know anyone else on the boat, but you've all got one thing in common; you're headed to Republic City. ♥ 2. It's your first day in Republic City. You might wanna get a job lined up or you'll be living on the streets. ♥ 3. You're the new person in the city. You gotta make some friends, right? Go find someone and strike up a conversation.
	♦ 4. Feeling a little crafty? Maybe you could make a quick yuan. Sell information for money or do a little threatening. ♦ 5. Vines. Vines everywhere! They're like the heads of a hydra. What are you going to do about the vines that just invaded your apartment? ♦ 6. Triads, Equalists... thugs in general. Welcome to the aftermath of losing a fight. Are you gonna go find a healer or are you gonna tough it out?
	♣ 7. You've got a job. What is it? How are you going to get customers? You better get some soon. More customers equals more money. ♣ 8. You're a bender, right? Then you better practice it. What's that? Oh, a non-bender? You can still find a partner to spar with, right? ♣ 9. It's late. Have a drink at the pub! Get to know one another. Let it all flow freely!
	♠ 10. Yeah! You've got a driver's license! Everyone else better watch out... ♠ 11. Entertainment's just rolled on into the city! Watch the ostrich-horses race or the acrobats perform. Or maybe you're one of them! ♠ 12. It's a long line at whatever vendor you're at. Make small talk with nearby civilians or try and haggle the vendor down to a better price.
	• Make up your own scenario!

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Comments

[shirogaki]

[ He's totally the wig alien. ]

Oh, so that makes it okay for you to joke about her, aa?!

[nobleofmadness]

Gintoki.

[ PEERS IN UR FACE ]

I do not joke.

1/2

[shirogaki]

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[shirogaki]

[ SHOVES FINGERS UP YOUR NOSE ]

SO YOU WERE COMPLETELY SERIOUS, AA? DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA LIKE THAT.

[nobleofmadness]

[ OW OW OW ]

Perhaps I misspoke. [ he sounds like his nose is stuck OBVIOUSLY ] My apologies, I did not realize it was a sensitive topic.

[shirogaki]

[ HUFF. Fine, he lowers his hand.

Shouyou was basically his dad and mom so, you know. It's. Weird. Complicated. Shit.

... Not like "the planet yo momma's from" is really an insult anyway. Mostly he just thinks Katsura's very annoying. ]

I'm not sensitive, oi.

[nobleofmadness]

[ rubs nose ]

No, you're Gintoki.

[shirogaki]

[ Kicks Katsura's shin. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ PUNCHES IN THE FACE ]

Stop hitting me!

[shirogaki]

[ gskladfjsdkjgh stumbles back. ]

Stop being an idiot and I'll stop hitting you!

[nobleofmadness]

I'm not being an idiot, I'm Katsura!

[ ....yep ]

[shirogaki]

[ Cracks knuckles. ]

Oi, didn't you hear me?

[nobleofmadness]

[ Why must you be like that, Gintoki... ]

[ stares at, quietly ]

[shirogaki]

[ Because reasons.

Although that sort of takes the wind out of his sails, and after a moment he just drops his hands by his sides. ]

No, seriously, where did that bomb come from? Are you just laying them like eggs now?

[nobleofmadness]

[ Just as planned. Folds arms. ]

I do have a number of them on me at all times, but no, they do not come out of my behind.

[shirogaki]

[ Stop playing him like that. ]

You sure?

[nobleofmadness]

[ NEVER it's what friends do (in order not to kill each other). ]

Quite. I do not believe my diet consists of the necessary minerals, besides, I do not possess a cloaca.

[shirogaki]

[ S i g h he supposes he wouldn't want to kill you. ]

THEN HOW DO YOU KEEP DROPPING BOMBS LEFT AND RIGHT?

[nobleofmadness]

[ He just explained that, but hey, maybe Gintoki didn't hear. Maybe that hair got in his ear. Who knows. ]

I do have a number of them on me at all times.

[shirogaki]

[ It might as well have. Not that that has to do with this. ]

And you don't think you should, I don't know, keep them secure enough they don't just fall out?

[nobleofmadness]

Of course. It would be dangerous otherwise.

[ implying... it was totally on purpose ]

[shirogaki]

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So it was on purpose. Is that what you're saying?

[ Tread carefully, Zura. ]

[nobleofmadness]

You know, reflexes...

[ y e p ]

[shirogaki]

So you wanted to bomb me so badly it just happened by itself, aa?

[nobleofmadness]

Now, when you put it that way, it just sounds mean.