Test Drive Meme

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	♥ 1. Where did you come from? You may not know anyone else on the boat, but you've all got one thing in common; you're headed to Republic City. ♥ 2. It's your first day in Republic City. You might wanna get a job lined up or you'll be living on the streets. ♥ 3. You're the new person in the city. You gotta make some friends, right? Go find someone and strike up a conversation.
	♦ 4. Feeling a little crafty? Maybe you could make a quick yuan. Sell information for money or do a little threatening. ♦ 5. Vines. Vines everywhere! They're like the heads of a hydra. What are you going to do about the vines that just invaded your apartment? ♦ 6. Triads, Equalists... thugs in general. Welcome to the aftermath of losing a fight. Are you gonna go find a healer or are you gonna tough it out?
	♣ 7. You've got a job. What is it? How are you going to get customers? You better get some soon. More customers equals more money. ♣ 8. You're a bender, right? Then you better practice it. What's that? Oh, a non-bender? You can still find a partner to spar with, right? ♣ 9. It's late. Have a drink at the pub! Get to know one another. Let it all flow freely!
	♠ 10. Yeah! You've got a driver's license! Everyone else better watch out... ♠ 11. Entertainment's just rolled on into the city! Watch the ostrich-horses race or the acrobats perform. Or maybe you're one of them! ♠ 12. It's a long line at whatever vendor you're at. Make small talk with nearby civilians or try and haggle the vendor down to a better price.
	• Make up your own scenario!

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[nobleofmadness]

...

[ just ]

[ casually flips the grenade at him ]

[shirogaki]

[ MOTHERF--

omg he's so stupid they're inside he can't just. Earthbend that easily.

Because he doesn't know what else to do, he yelps and swats the grenade back at Katsura before RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY he's going back outside bye. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ LAUGHS LIKE AN ASSHOLE he never pulled out the safety ring, that 'nade ain't gonna blow. ]

You were definitely scared, Gintoki! Ah hah hah!

1/2

[shirogaki]

[ STOPS IN THE DOORWAY ...

Oh, right, the ... safety ring. ]

2/2

[shirogaki]

[ He kicks up a rock and

SENDS IT RIGHT INTO KATSURA'S THICK HEAD ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ how big is the rock ]

[shirogaki]

[ Like the size of his palm. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ Right. ]

[ Just gonna tumble over from the hit and rub his head. It's bleeding. ]

[ And that explosive that just rolled outside? It's ticking. ]

[shirogaki]

[ Wow you're such a weakling.

...

Uhm. ]

Ahh, Zura ... Do you hear ticking?

[ Or is it just his fear talking. Please say it's his fear talking. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ Excuse you, that's what happens to most people when they're brained with a rock! In fact, most people would be unconscious or dead, Katsura's just thick-headed as fuck. Stoning is a way of execution, remember? ]

No, but I do hear ringing... Someone please pick up the phone.

[shirogaki]

[ Did you miss that benders can be thrown through walls and be perfectly fine. It's just a little rock wow. YOU CAN BE A ROCK TOO, ZURA. ]

That's just in your head, dumbass!

[ He closes the door and rushes over to pull Katsura off the ground, looking around for some kind of cover. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ Are you sure that's not just earthbenders, or, you know, just a cartoon thing? That doesn't happen in real life! ]

It's not dumbass, it's Katsura...

[ Aaaand something blows outside. It's not very strong, at least, but the windowglass still splits and there's probably a small crater on the ground. ]

[shirogaki]

[ But this isn't real life!

And, oh, that ... wasn't so bad. They didn't get to any cover, but at least far enough to not really be in any danger at all. WELL THEN.

He lets Katsura go, and clears his throat. ]

Where the hell did that bomb come from, oi?

[ Because it wasn't the grenade?? Grenades don't tick. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ Well, in Gintama verse, Zura seems to favor something that is a mix of the two. Here, however... he probably has a bunch of both. ]

Same planet that yo momma's from.

[ dead serious ]

[ but it's lyrics to a popular song which for some reason exists in this verse too because that response was just too good to pass ]

[shirogaki]

That's not even clever. She came from the same planet your momma comes from!

[ He doesn't even need to know his mom to know that.

...

Unless he's an alien.

Maybe he's an alien. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ and that would explain a lot ]

You leave my momma out of this!

[ it's only okay when he does it ]

[shirogaki]

[ Excuse you.

Can aliens bend tho. ]

You didn't leave mine out of it!

[nobleofmadness]

[ so maybe zura's the alien. the wig alien ]

She's like a stranger to you anyway!

[shirogaki]

[ He's totally the wig alien. ]

Oh, so that makes it okay for you to joke about her, aa?!

[nobleofmadness]

Gintoki.

[ PEERS IN UR FACE ]

I do not joke.

1/2

[shirogaki]

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[shirogaki]

[ SHOVES FINGERS UP YOUR NOSE ]

SO YOU WERE COMPLETELY SERIOUS, AA? DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA LIKE THAT.

[nobleofmadness]

[ OW OW OW ]

Perhaps I misspoke. [ he sounds like his nose is stuck OBVIOUSLY ] My apologies, I did not realize it was a sensitive topic.

[shirogaki]

[ HUFF. Fine, he lowers his hand.

Shouyou was basically his dad and mom so, you know. It's. Weird. Complicated. Shit.

... Not like "the planet yo momma's from" is really an insult anyway. Mostly he just thinks Katsura's very annoying. ]

I'm not sensitive, oi.

[nobleofmadness]

[ rubs nose ]

No, you're Gintoki.