Test Drive Meme

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	♥ 1. Where did you come from? You may not know anyone else on the boat, but you've all got one thing in common; you're headed to Republic City. ♥ 2. It's your first day in Republic City. You might wanna get a job lined up or you'll be living on the streets. ♥ 3. You're the new person in the city. You gotta make some friends, right? Go find someone and strike up a conversation.
	♦ 4. Feeling a little crafty? Maybe you could make a quick yuan. Sell information for money or do a little threatening. ♦ 5. Vines. Vines everywhere! They're like the heads of a hydra. What are you going to do about the vines that just invaded your apartment? ♦ 6. Triads, Equalists... thugs in general. Welcome to the aftermath of losing a fight. Are you gonna go find a healer or are you gonna tough it out?
	♣ 7. You've got a job. What is it? How are you going to get customers? You better get some soon. More customers equals more money. ♣ 8. You're a bender, right? Then you better practice it. What's that? Oh, a non-bender? You can still find a partner to spar with, right? ♣ 9. It's late. Have a drink at the pub! Get to know one another. Let it all flow freely!
	♠ 10. Yeah! You've got a driver's license! Everyone else better watch out... ♠ 11. Entertainment's just rolled on into the city! Watch the ostrich-horses race or the acrobats perform. Or maybe you're one of them! ♠ 12. It's a long line at whatever vendor you're at. Make small talk with nearby civilians or try and haggle the vendor down to a better price.
	• Make up your own scenario!

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Comments

[nobleofmadness]

I'm not a nurse, I'm Katsura. [ haughtily ]

[ does the finishing touches and finally straightens up. ]

You may get up.

[shirogaki]

You're our nurse.

[ So, there.

He grunts, and gets onto his feet, stretching his arms far above his head. Wow, Katsura's getting seriously good at that stuff. ]

[nobleofmadness]

Your nurse, mostly.

[ He does lend a helping hand to other criminals when they ask nicely, but friends always get special treatment. Whether they ask for it or not. ]

[ And Gintoki gets in trouble a lot. ]

[shirogaki]

[ He snorts. ]

Nothing to worry about while you're around.

[ Aww look that's almost nice aww.

So he kicks Katsura's shin. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ son of a ]

I can't do anything about death, Gintoki.

[ pulls on his hair in return ]

[shirogaki]

[ Wow that was payback for you kicking him back into the chair don't?? Pull his hair????

PULLS AT YOURS. ]

How shitty. What kinda healer are you?

[nobleofmadness]

[ IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD it warrants no payback!! TUGGING ON IT ]

A regular one! Even the masters would need spirit water and probably still couldn't do it! I'm sure the Avatar wasn't really dead when Lady K*tara resurrected him!

[shirogaki]

[ TUG-O-WAR!!

omg you don't need to censor references they're in the right canon. ]

You don't know that! Maybe you're just lame!

[nobleofmadness]

[ MOVES ON TO TUGGING HIS FACE NOW ]

[ it's so weird! ]

Aaaah? Would you like your injuries back, asshole?

[shirogaki]

[ FINE LET'S DO THAT THEN. PULLING AT YOUR MOUTH.

STILL TUGGING YOUR HAIR TOO THOUGH. ]

You couldn't do that even if you wanted to! I'll kick your ass!

[nobleofmadness]

[ WOW THAT'S LIKE A FULL-TIME JOB. ]

I'll just make new ones that look exactly the same!

[shirogaki]

[ HE CAN DO IT WHEN IT'S HURTING YOU. ]

YOU COULDN'T DO THAT EITHER!

[nobleofmadness]

[ HE'S NEVER GETTING PAID FOR IT, THOUGH. EXCEPT IN KNUCKLE SANDWICHES ]

DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME!

[shirogaki]

[ HE DOESN'T NEED PAYMENT ]

I'LL STOP UNDERESTIMATING YOU WHEN YOU DELIVER!

[nobleofmadness]

[ WHAT A NICE GUY ]

ONE DELIVERY OF PAIN, COMING UP!

[ IS THAT A FUCKING BOMB ]

1/2

[shirogaki]

[ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ]

2/2

[shirogaki]

[ Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you YOU'RE CRAZY

STILL HAS A GRIP ON KATSURA'S HAIR but his other hand is raised and ready in case. He'll earthbend your ass, okay. ]

Oi, you wouldn't actually use that, would you?

[nobleofmadness]

[ that took you a while ]

[ one hand pinching Gintoki's cheek, another holding the bomb, and he fucking laughs ]

Is that fear I hear in your voice, Gintoki?

[ you wish ]

[shirogaki]

[ He had hope.

S n o r t. ]

You think I fear you?

[ KINDA WORRIED ABOUT THAT BOMB THO Zura is a hazard who lets him out. ]

[nobleofmadness]

Not me, perhaps, but my weapons, yes.

[ YOU DEFINITELY LOOKED WORRIED JUST NOW casually tosses the bomb up and down to play with your nerves ]

[shirogaki]

[ kfjdfjhdg SWEATING. ]

You gotta be kidding me! I don't fear those either, ahahaha, who'd fear your stupid bombs?

[ Gintoki maybe you should stop talking now. ]

[nobleofmadness]

...

[ just ]

[ casually flips the grenade at him ]

[shirogaki]

[ MOTHERF--

omg he's so stupid they're inside he can't just. Earthbend that easily.

Because he doesn't know what else to do, he yelps and swats the grenade back at Katsura before RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY he's going back outside bye. ]

[nobleofmadness]

[ LAUGHS LIKE AN ASSHOLE he never pulled out the safety ring, that 'nade ain't gonna blow. ]

You were definitely scared, Gintoki! Ah hah hah!

1/2

[shirogaki]

[ STOPS IN THE DOORWAY ...

Oh, right, the ... safety ring. ]